Sassy Claus

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🧾 No Extra Fees — VAT and duties included.

📍 Fully Tracked — From dispatch to your door.

📦 Lost or Damaged? — Free replacement or full refund.

↩️ Free 90-Day Returns — Return shipping is on us.

What is it?

The Naughty Glow™ Santa Lamp is a 7-inch illuminated Santa with two glowing candle-bulb fingers — a jolly old man delivering a very specific message to whoever's nearest.

Molded plastic, warm LED glow, zero subtlety. Small enough to sit on a desk, bright enough to run as a night light, rude enough that someone will eventually say something.

Made for people whose Christmas spirit runs slightly sideways.

Who It's For

✓ Anyone who thinks matching inflatable snowmen are a cry for help

✓ The guy who says he doesn't want anything for Christmas

✓ Desks, shelves, bar carts, nightstands, and offices that could use one unprofessional object

Size

5.5 × 3.5 × 7 in (14 × 9 × 18 cm). Roughly the height of a coffee mug. He is small. He does not care.